WHAT WOULD (OR DO YOU) DO TO GET IT?

Last day in Fredricksburg, Tx.  This is such as great little town.  We did some shopping yesterday and spent some time at the historical museum which is a group of homes and domestic buildings that were interesting and well set up.  Had lunch at Vaudeville—a NYC type bistro in the basement of a store by the same name–recommended by a lovely lady (Kara).  And we ended the evening at Lincoln Street, a wine, beer and light fare evening place with lots of locals and good music.  Even meet a nice visitor named Tom.

We all know that a lot of Americans are fixated on looking young so much so that its a million dollar industry. In Japan they’ve found something a bit more fundamental:  SAWDUST!  According to Conroe Coffee News the treatment involves reclining for 15-20 minutes in fermented cedar and cypress sawdust which is suppose to increase circulation and cleanse the skin among other benefits.

So of course decided to check on other methods to stay young:

Seems the rich and famous in LA use caviar containing  expensive  Prairies Skin Caviar Luxe Cream  on their faces. (Madonna uses   some thing made of human placenta and Victoria Beckam of bird poop)

Suzanne Summer reportedly injects estrogen into her nether regions daily (ouch)

Demi Moore goes to Australia for leech treatment.  Yes they apply leeches to her skin and it’s suppose to detoxify your blood.  (can I scream now?)

Kristie Brinkley is suppose to use kitty litter on her thighs for cellulite (no word if its with or without the poop).

Gwyneth Paltrow has snake venom facials (is the snake present?)

Shania Twain claims to use Bag Balm –  a cream used on inflamed cow udders.

So can you really buy youth—GOOGLE oh oracle????

Ireland – Land Of Eternal Youth Travel Advertisement Poster …$8 (pillow with same poster $30)

The Picture of Dorian Gray [Book] $16  (Peter Pan is only $4)

Old Vintage Paper Movie Herald  Of Movie “eternal Youth” From USA 1933  $26

Vintage Late 1950s Long -Line Bra Best form Eternal Youth 34C $30

Master Eternity Youth & Beauty Oil! Norse … $40

Antique Necklace of Harmonia! Remain Young and Beautiful  …$15,000 (no pictures or description except it’s used)

Most expensive Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton  1% bee venom in mask/consists of lavender oil, Manuka honey and Shea butter. A bottle  cost over $ 55,200. (50 ml available $ 112)

Maybe the world would be a better place if we learned to age gracefully instead.

NEVER HAPPEN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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